I’m at the end of my rope. I cleaned up Nathan’s mess yesterday. Beer, carpet, couch, you know the story. Last night, his friend Paul slept at the apartment. This meant I had to sleep on the couch in Ryan’s room (yes, he has a couch in his room and thank goodness for that) because there was no room for me in the living room where I usually sleep. Not that I would have been able to sleep in the living room if there HAD been any room. This Paul guy smelled like this exact, sickening combination of odors:
1. dirty feet
2. dirty ass
3. beer
and later in the day when he finally GOT THE HELL OUT OF THE APARTMENT, this smell was added:
4. Axe Body Spray (not sure of the exact kind, sorry to let you down.)
This nasty, gag-inducing individual slept DIRECTLY in front of our space heater. The heat amplified his smell 1,000 times.
To make things even better, i had to clean what I believe to be salsa off this keyboard before I could type this post. There is also salsa on the floor. And a mostly full giant can of beer was balanced precariously on the edge of the coffee table. I’m going to end up physically hurting someone. I’m going to be past the point of being able to talk about this rationally with Nathan. He’s become absurdly inconsiderate, MORE messy than he was before (which I never would have believed to be possible), and the people he keeps bringing home are just flat out annoying. I carefully choose the people that I spend my time with. Nathan will be friends with someone because they chugged a pitcher of beer and burped the alphabet (sadly, that is an actual example. I didn’t make that up).
I am now having to sit with the door open to try to get some of the stench out of here. It’s 45 degrees and I am freezing my ass off, but I have no choice.
I’m so angry. So, so angry. And I would bet money that Nathan will not come home tonight, so I won’t be able to confront him about any of this mess while I’m still riled up about it.
Anyone know how to get salsa stains out of carpet?
